Ted Rall for March 18, 2006
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March 20, 2006
Transcript:
Man: I'm a pro-war leftist. Woman: I'm a black Republican. Man: I'm Arab. Islam sucks. Man: I'm a rug-munching born-again cross-burning trannie. What?! Man: Book deal. Radio show. All yours. Man: Log cabin Republicans are sellouts - Man: Gay-basher! Man: I'm a rich socialist. Man: I'm an anti-war soldier. Man: Aren't they all. The Clash of Civilizations Made Easy; Are you part of an oppressed minority? The powerful will embrace you. All you have to do is become a traitor to your kind. Are you alone in your beliefs? You're not a freak, you're a free thinker! Best of all, your stated beliefs are the same as the powerful. So they'll defend your right to be "controversial." Note: This offer does not apply to unorthodox members of the privileged majority.
