Ted Rall for April 15, 2006
April 13, 2006
April 17, 2006
Transcript:
George W. Bush: Al Qaeda Iraq Osama Saddam Iraq 9-11 - what?! I never said they were related. Weapons-of-mass-destruction-related program activities. Found 'em. I declassified the bitch's name before I legally leaked it! Numbers are subjective. Our "deficit" is a surplus if you're a Chinese bond trader! Agree or you're racist. War? We never declared war. How can we lose one? He's on trial now! What are you, high?! It depends on what the meaning of what the meaning is. Remember these classic moments of linguistic lawyering? They turned C.Y.A. into an artform! Now get ready for a new generation of (politically) death-defying verbal circumlocutions to evade responsibility for: The deficit; The war; Losing Osama.
