Ted Rall for April 10, 2008

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Barack Obama oozes giant gooey blobs of patriotism. I love America. The polygraph proves it! He does! He loves America. From the superfund sites of New Jersey to the segregated slums of California, I wouldn't change a single atom of this perfect country! Tear O' Joy. It may not be good enough for Obama's critics... "Atom"? What about our subatomic particles? Does he hate our bosons and fermions? ... But he's all about reaching across partly lines. You know what I love about this nation? Your hate. Every American has the right to hate me! Next: Barack Obama loves loves loves - nay, adores - our perfect nation, America, the place where we live.