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Ted Rall for October 25, 2008
Transcript:
What if I have a rich uncle I've never heard of? What if he leaves me a huge inheritance? What if I start playing the lotto? What if I win millions of dollars? What if I got a plumber's license? What if I ssaved up enough to buy my own plumbing business? What if it were wildly profitable? Why should I as a theoretically rich person, pay taxes on my imaginary earnings? Why? Just to help out some loser like me? Woman: What if stupid people just shut up? Man: Now that's unimaginable.