Ted Rall for March 02, 2009
Transcript:
The nazis lose an election and Hitler moves back home to work on his presidential library. (Man 1: He killed millions and destroyed the economy. Shouldn't he be in prison?) (Barack Obama: I dunno- lemme think about it.) His successor decides to keep many of his policies in place. (Man 2: Closing Auschwiz is wayyy complicated.) (Woman: Where would we send the inmates? They hate us now!) (Barack Obama: We'll leave it open another year at least.) The police state is so useful! (Barack Obama: Good thing I kept the gestapo. This domestic surveillance data could stop a terrorist plot!) New boss, same as the old boss. (Barack Obama: Torture and gays chamber are bad in principal. But they're a tool I need in my kit.) (Man 3: You're like Hitler!) (Woman: Yo! Respect! He was fuhrer you know.)