Ted Rall for April 11, 2009

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Woman: We're hungry! Governor: Whiners! Move to a state with money... see how you like it! Voice: Welcome to the airspace of Flyoverstan. Air traffic control is now on a do-it-yourself basis. Governor: We got gators 'n' Bowie knives! We don't need yer stinkin' military! Taliban: Invade states that opt out of being defended? Why? They're even bigger dumps than here! Citing principle, Governor Morrie Ronoff says his state will not accept federal stimulus money. He will reject all federal spending. That includes defense. That point is mooted by the first.