Ted Rall for August 24, 2009
Transcript:
The military says Climate Change is a grave threat to national security- and they're going to fight it. Now gear up for the Global War against Global Warming. We'll blast the hottest climates with freezing-cold ice bombs. We'll invite Afghan wedding parties to factories that emit greenhouse gases. (Man: I knew it was too good to be true!) We'll torture God. (Man 2: Cool the earth by an average of 4' dammit!) (Man 3: Never!)