Ted Rall for October 05, 2009
October 03, 2009
October 08, 2009
Transcript:
The Obama administration has refused to weigh in on the rampaging monster crisis. (Barack Obama: Watching mutant lizards and giant carnivorous insects feast upon our children and destroy our cities is upsetting. So we need calllmn...ess). (Man: Instead, Congress has been asked to prepare competing plans, discuss and debate ideas, and reconcile bills in conference committee (Man 2: My plan is to do nothing. Monsters are part of God's plan.) (Man 3: But everything is God's plan.) (Man 2: Exactly!) Unfortunately, Congress will go into recess before anti-monster legislation can be finalized. (Voice: The gentleman from Missoura respectfully yields his 4 minutes to the gentleman from Utah.) So now it's all up to the private sector. (Voice 2: Are you rich? We'll send you this ventilated monster-proof safety ball!)
