Ted Rall for December 15, 2009

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Each month, fewer people lost their jobs. So the stock market went up. (Woman: In other great news, your tumor is growing at a slower rate than before.) (Man: Yes!) This went on, the market boomed. (Voice: Once again, unemployment went up more slowly than last month.) (Man 2: Will these good times ever end?!) One day, there were no jobs left. (Barack Obama: I didn't think the day would ever come.) (Man 3: Math is cruel, sire.) Fortunately, there weren't any more stockbrokers left to panic and sell off stocks. (Man 4: I programmed that before I got laid off.) (Man 5: Bless you.)