Ted Rall for May 07, 2010
May 05, 2010
May 10, 2010
Transcript:
Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was waterboarded 182 times. Now he's facing the death penalty. Faisal Shahzad is the butt of jokes and loveable samp who made a fearful America laugh. The difference? Glam-mug shots. I didn't plan much for the bomb. But I planned for my arrest. So I called glam-mug shots. Glam-mug shots knows an enemy combatant's best friend is good press. So we make sure you look great if and when your plot goes awry. (Woman: For $100 extra we'll throw in a dozen wallet shots for the big TV networks!) God may be on your side, terrorists. But he's got nothing on us!
