Ted Rall for December 20, 2010
Transcript:
He is a staple of every news story about unemployment. (Man 1: I sent out 13,000 resumes. Nothing.) (Man 2: 13,000 that's a lot.) Sometimes he's a she. (Woman: I sent out 462,307 resues to 4,200 companies in all 192 U.N. member states.) (Man 1: I hear the Somali pirates are hiring.) Obsessive job seekers. They are America's true heroes. (Man 3: I parachuted onto Bill Gates' estate to deliver 300 resumes but he had me arrested.) They help keep it real for the rest of us. (Man 4: I'm a Ph.D. in biochemistry. This is my millionth resume! Congrats!)