Ted Rall for November 16, 2011
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Transcript:
Most people who hear voices get bundled off to a psyciatric hospital. (Woman: It's God! He's telling me... to...) Politicians who talk to fictional beings get a free pass. (Woman: ...run for Congress!) (Man: If she's heaering God voices and she's a politician she's sane!) But what happens when two God-voice-heaering politicians decide that they want the same position? (Woman: God told me he wants me to represent the 4th district.) (Man 2: Me too.) (Man 1: Get ready... for a God-off!) Time to consult an impartial God-hearing lunatic. (Man 1: Are you sure he said the 4th district of this state?) (Woman: "He?") Which entails risk. (Man 3: What's that, God? You want me to represent the 4th district?) Next: Which God wins? (Man 4: My old testament yeahweh will smite your new agey a la carte deity lite!!)
