Ted Rall for January 31, 2012
January 29, 2012
February 03, 2012
Transcript:
0.21 Light-years away, the dwellers of the 8th moon of a 2nd planet orbiting Alpha Century Plot the invasion of earth. (Alien: The Mitt-bot cyborg has mastered 70% of the bodily movements of the Terran race. Vocalizations elude him. No budget for that. Proceed.) (Man: Please note my human garb. The "shirt" and "granny pants" were taken from an anal-probe abductee in 1982. I am mitt-bot. ) Later. (Woman: He talks weird.) (Man 2: He never changes shirts.) (Man 3: Ever seen anyone so uncomfortable in their skin?) (Alien: "Their" ha!) (Alien 2: The Mitt-bot has reached the pinnacle of politics!) (Alien 3: Autaks! Mitt-bot has eaten a "newt"! It is his nature.) Next: Greeted as liberators.
