Ted Rall for February 24, 2012
Transcript:
Rick Santorum doesn't care for our world. ("We're not here to serve the earth. That is not the objective. Man is the objective." -Actual Weird Santorum Quote.) Meanwhile, the Mittbot is trying to adopt to it's adopted home planet. ("The trees in Michigan are the right height. The grass is the right color for this time of year, kind of brownish-green sort of thing" -Actual weird Romney quote.) This sets the stage for an epic "Transformers" like a clash between the earth-hater and the Mittbot. (Die, Autobot hoo-man lover!) (Hew-man's are food. I fight for the flora of great lakes!) At least we'll be entertained. (I've got an aspirin for you, lego-hair. Put it between your knees, deception!)