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Ted Rall for April 25, 2012
Transcript:
Profiteering in the guise of environmentalism. Woman: Please use your own bags. Every time you do, you save an endangered parasite! And we make six cents. Man 1: Not serving you tap water with your meal helps save enough water to make a new lake somewhere! And lets us fire a dishwasher. Man 2: You're not really going to make us wash your towels every day are you? Don't you care about the planet? Or our bottom line? Man 3: Printed money uses tons of paper and toxic inks! So we're cutting your pay.