Ted Rall for May 02, 2012
April 30, 2012
May 04, 2012
Transcript:
Half of new college graduates are jobless or underemployed. Are you one of them? Don't whine- embrace the new paradigm! (Woman: Would you like a master's thesis with your latte?) Banks are hiring in their fastest-growing line of business: become a student loan debt collector! (Man 1: Pay up or we'll take your mom's car!) (Man 2: Nate? Is that you?) Work outdoors and meet hotties- as a riot cop!) (Police officer: Economic collapse assures a constant suply of cute protesters- cute, and in cuffs!) And there's always work- down at the unemployment office! (Man 3: We're replacing you with a pile of notes that say: "Sorry, no $ for you.")
