Ted Rall for October 01, 2012
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The 2012 Presidential election will be decided by a select group of voters: assholes. Normal people have already decided how (or whether) to vote, not assholes. (Man: Obama... Romney... Jill Stein... not voting... who can choose? They're all so similar.) Assholes cluster in swing counties in key battleground states, which gives them even more influence. (Barack Obama: When you assholes figure out what the hell you want, it's yours until you change your stupid minds.) (Mitt Romney: What he said, plus double tax cuts.) Don't worry, this won't last. (Woman: The future belongs to the idiots.) (Man: Someday soon, we'll look back at the reign of the assholes with grim nostalgia.)