Ted Rall for November 28, 2012

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All the top GOP candidates for prez in 2016 support creationism: (Gov. Chris Christie- NJ: When asked about evolution vs. creationism: "That's none of your business.") (Gov. Bobby Jindal- LA: "I don't want any facts or theories or explanations to be withheld from my children because of political correctness") (Sen. Rand Paul- KY: "I'm gonna pass on the age of the earth. I'm just gonna have to pass on that one.") (Sen. Marco Rubio-FL: When asked how old the earth is "I'm not a scientist, man!") Denyin science isn't dumb. It's a brilliant strategy for governing the country! Consider the possibilities that open up when you refuse to live within the constraints of time and space: No math-no deficit! (Presto! Balanced budget! Whatever that is.) No "temperature"- no global warming! (No... hot? Cold? What are those?) No physics- no illegal wars! (In my timeline, Iraq is in Kansas!) GOP 2016: So backwards they're coming back to the otherside: The future! (We're #1) (Stop the fancy math!) If you believe in geometry)