Ted Rall for March 11, 2013
March 08, 2013
March 13, 2013
Transcript:
Burger King at the airport: Burger kind minus the full menu you see at a regular Burger King. (Man 1: No chicken strips. Whopper?) (Woman: No Dr. Pepper. Coke?) TCBY express: like TCBY, but less so. (Man 2: What do you think this is- the Paramus mall? Thi is TCBY express- on the turnpike! No parfaits!!!) America under austerity is like that. We never offered many services in the first place. (Man 3: My employment sector has ceased to exist.) (Woman: Shoulda made those 2 weeks severance stretch more than just a year. And now... (Man 4: Stop shooting bums and protesters. Bullets cost too much, so just kick them to death.)
