Ted Rall for July 05, 2013

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Cool, calm and collected. He's so drama-free you wonder if he was a heartbeat. (Man: Droned a buncha babies. My bad) Nothing gets to him. Economic Ruin? Whatever. Crazy republicans? Meh. There's just one little thing: as a baby boomer 1%er, he's a condescending ageist. (Barack Obama: I'm not scrambling jets to get some 29-year-old hacker! Other than that he's just as nice as can be.) Other than that, he's just as nice as can be. (Barack Obama: The prez of Bolivia might have that snot-nosed kid on his plane. Tell our French and Spanish dogs to shoot it down!) (Man: Norrrrmal)