Ted Rall for August 01, 2013
July 29, 2013
August 02, 2013
Transcript:
Another privacy-related shocker: The N.S.A. is collecting butt scrapings from every American. (Barack Obama: The unique rectal DNA patterns database is a vital tool to stop terror.) Some Americans are unhappy. (Woman: But I'm not a terrorist.) (Man 1: They don't look at all our butt scrapings. Only some. Until they hire more analysts.) But most are fine. (Soldier: Rectal data may have prevented as many as 54 possible plots against lives some of which could've been American!) (Man 2: With numbers like that. Who can argue?) (Man 3: Besides, it's supposedly authorized by a secret court of right-wing judges all picked by one guy!) (Man 4: Just more proof taht you have nothing to worry about it you're innocent- 'cept hemorrhoids!)
