Ted Rall for October 01, 2013

Transcript:

(Man 1: Now that everyone knows all about the NSA, America is screwed. Anyone in America could be a terrorist.) So that's why we spy on everyone in America. But now that everyone knows, the terrorists will change their methods so we can't spy on them. (Man 2: Ok, the smart terrorists.) The smart terrorists were wily, cynical and paranoid. They were always careful. (Terrorists: No Facebook!) Of course, the really dumb terrorists are probably still not careful. (Man 2: That traitor Edward Snowden has ruined our chance to catch mid-range IQ terrorists!) If we stop, the mediocrities win. (Man 3: Check out my so-so plan to mildly attack the U.S.) (Man 4: "Dunkin' donuts?!")