Ted Rall for January 17, 2014
Transcript:
Determined to adhere to his policy of disappointing us, Obama announces his NSA reforms. (Barack Obama: I value your privacy so I'm keeping it) We're moving your phone calls, e-mails, text messages, and porn browsing histories from this room to that room. "Also we've hired, Bob' Bob is mean and kind of dumb. "When we want to look at your private stuff, we'll have to ask Bob to unlock the door. (Barack Obama: Total pain in the ass.) (Man: Later, takin a break.) (Woman: We should totally drone Bob.) (Barack Obama: Shh! They're still here.)