Ted Rall for May 12, 2014

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When one person dies, a universe dies. (Man: The things I've seen... the loves I've felt... 404 Error.) The cynical flipside is the only reality we care about is our own. (Man 2: 10% raise! The economy is boomin'!) We feel real. Everyone and everything else feels like scenery. (Man 2: Laid off! Collapse! Depression!) Individual realities help explain the gap in the climate change debate. (Man 3: It's a hoax.) (Woman: Open your eyes!) According to a study by the national climatic data center. The NYC metro area and southern California- where liberal media elites live - have gotten at least 2 degrees hotter during the last century. (Man: Hotpocalypse!) Meanwhile, the conservative south has gotten slightly colder. (Man 4: More lies.) (Woman: Every summer at my Hamptons Beach House, the crystal blue waters of the Atlantic draw never nigh. Also: Tornadoes.) Fortunately. Liberal media elites are excellent at explaining climate change.