Ted Rall for June 02, 2014
May 30, 2014
June 04, 2014
Transcript:
U.S. makes surprise visit to Muslim world. U.S. armed forces slipped into the Muslim world for a surprise visit to thank them for being such gracious victims. (Man: We couldn't have done it without you!) Muslims said they were surprised to see the world's most fearsome military driving around. (Man 2: I was like, infidels? Here?) Woman: And I was like, duck!) In a sign of how dangerous the Muslim world still is despite years of U.S. bombings, the U.S. military left quietly in the night. (Man 3: You're welcome.)
