Ted Rall for July 02, 2015
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Supreme Court justice Antonin scalia literally has the power of life and death. Is he mentally qualified? (Man: "Cruel and Unusual"? Capital punishment is cool and dandy! Stay denied!) Is his dissent to the decision that ok'd gay marriage, he urged: "Ask the nearest hippie.") Hippies went extinct in the 1970s. How can we explain Scalia's 40-year-old cultural references? (Woman: Clearly, he's never been outside.) (Man: Acid flashback? Senility? Did he mean "hipster"?) I'd turn to science... (Spock: I suspect a temporal paradox or a transporter malfunction.) ...but he won't.