Ted Rall for December 31, 2015

Transcript:

Doubt of the benefit (Man: I want to kill someone. And get away with it. So I'm going to wear a blue uniform.) My magical blue uniform automatically means I get the full support of politicians" (Man: What video"?!? He's on paid desk assignment. *Includes ridiculous cover-ups! *And ass dragging!) A D.A. can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich- but he'll barely pretend to try to nail me. (Man: Sort through these random documents and use your knowledge of state law to see if maybe a violation occurred) Best of all: A blue uniform gets you the benefit... even when there's no doubt! (Man: Self-defense! He didn't know his victim wasn't planning to kill him first!)