Ted Rall for February 16, 2016
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February 17, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: The Death of Antonin Scalia prompts debate. Woman: Should he be replaced with another a-hole? Or with a non-a-hole? Narrator: A-holes argue that Scalia's seat should be preserved as a bastion of original a-hole-ism. Man: We'll never find anyone quite as a-holey as him. But we can't allow the balance of the court to tip into full anti-a-holery! Narrator: To put his opponents on the spot, President Obama will probably nominate a moderate a-hole. Man 2: Scalia was a giant a-hole! You can't replace his boistrous bigotry with the tepid discrimination of a standart jerk! Narrator: Senate a-holes promise to block Obama's pick-but they're playing a dangerous game. Man 1: What if your party loses the election. Man 2: A-hole-ism could be set back decades!
