Ted Rall for April 20, 2016

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An L.A. jury will decide whether Led Zeplin ripped off the spirit song "Taurus" for the opening of "stairway to Heaven." Hillary Clinton: "Stairway" is played 20x/day on classic rock. Which is why we love it. Who cares who came up with the original idea? Bernie Sanders: While Hillary was listening to Donovan, spirit was rocking my world! "Twelve dreams of Dr. Sardonicus" is worth Zep's whole Oeuvre! Donald Trump: Both. Not me. So: Losers