Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for November 28, 2020

A pocket watch would just draw attention to your round belly, Mittens.

Mittens is a sonofagun but cute.

Mittens has a pocket?

#youdon’thavepocketsmittens

#wegetit #youlikefancy

Snoopy’s stomach is a built-in clock as well. Maybe they’re related?

But would a tough cat need a watch as well as a fancy cat?

One thing I have never seen is a cat collar with a clock on it. Cats run on “cat time”. My cats do come when called, rarely immediately, so I know I’m just another item of the To Do List.

I had one cat who would run fifty yards to greet me, but he would stop twenty feet away and saunter the rest of the way, just to remind me he was not a dog.

As long as it’s not a fancy Mickey Mouse pocket watch.

I’m with Angie on this one.