Mittens
A tough-but-fancy, text-happy, indoor tuxie who loves Judge Judy, liver treats, fancy drinking fountains … and creating unnecessary drama.
Mom
A single, working woman who loves puns and dabbles in online dating. She (usually) sees through Mittens’s schemes, and supplies the treats.
Earl
The Lab-mix “filthy hound” who lives with Mittens and his mom. He constantly irritates Mittens, just by being “Earl.”
Stumpy
Mittens’s wild best friend who lives down the block. A large indoor-outdoor orange tabby who visits Mittens to watch TV, eat treats, and enjoy (lots) of catnip.
Fiona
Mittens’s tabby girlfriend. Fiona brings out Mittens’s romantic side and doesn’t put up with his shenanigans.
Grandma
The bearer of fancy food and presents. Mittens makes special allowances for Grandma when it comes to taking photos, wearing costumes, and other degrading activities.
Drunk Patty
The sometimes tipsy, tacky next-door neighbor who adores Mittens and feeds him and Earl when Mom is gone. Mittens is annoyed by everything that is Drunk Patty.