Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 13, 2021

#shewillnotunderstand

#freezetagcombat

Mittens, just concentrate on her pretty nail caps. Then concentrate harder. Read her some of your poetry. Keep not looking at the bow. Don’t look some more.

On the other paw, if you swat the bow off Fiona’s head, then you can both have fun chasing it across the floor.

Maybe Mom could put a bowtie on you Mittens, #sodapper

Mitty, just tell her what a pretty girl she is.

You’re tough and Fiona’s fancy.

Instinct beats out explanation every time

I’m surprised that Fiona hasn’t already swatted the bow herself, as any self respecting cat would. She might though, after she has shown Mittens.

You’ll be just fine, Mittens.