Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for May 31, 2022

#itsextremelyclearmittens

Cats are into enlightened self-interest.

#clearasglass

#nevergonnahappen

My Ginger Boy, will give a high five, tap on my closed fist to find “where’s the treat”. He also knows sit and lay down.

#ihavestandards

The Mittens is here to be your friend, not do degrading tricks for your amusement.

human shakes treat bag

What I’ll do is take a message, and if I feel like it, I’ll do it. Sometime.

I was out walking with my cat Johnny Depp one day in the foothills above Morro Bay. On the way home, he always stuck pretty close to me and made few stops. At one point, I marvelled to myself that he was maintaining a constant relative position to me. Then I realized I was walking behind him and slightly to left. He had me walking “at heel”. Cats!