That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 26, 2013

Oh, the bird, definitely the bird!

I see she’s already chosen the matching drapes, upholstery and gown

I think she works for NASCAR

University of Maryland President Dr. Emelia Thundersquat models this season’s football team uniform.

purveyors of the finest in royal panty shields for 400 years

Patterns for the symbol minded.

Mideval Semaphore Flags

“Today, I’m going to show you how to make this dress out of these two heraldic shields and a few Higgs-Bosons.”

Margret decides that, when in doubt, go with “our royal portrait”…

…which is certainly understated — and in the very best of taste.

Funny that you should bring up Austria! I recognise the Tyrolean crest in the portrait! My wife’s Tyrolean. Back in the day, it wasn’t yet part of Austria. Way before that lady in the portrait kicked the proverbial pisspot, she had lost the Bavarian & Carinthian commodes, ending up with…yup, just the bird. That’s the Countess of Tyrol. Tyrolean independence hopes were flushed away despite Maggie’s brave attempts to match her interior decor. The Tyrolean outhouse was later incorporated into the Austrian empire.

Btw, you’re right to link the double-headed eagle as facist, it was on their flag between ‘34 &’38 during their short period of Austrofacism. But when Hitler annexed Austria, I think it was removed. The current coat of arms, since ’45, now only has a 1 headed eagle like before ’34.

What she’s wearing isn’t 1670. 1470, maybe. I know, picky picky…

My toilet seat cover looks like a Jackson Pollock.

That’s the worst drag dress i’ve ever seen…go change Blanche.

Maybe click-to-enlarge image can be found here. A smaller enlargement can be found at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.Margarete of Gorizia-Tyrol with Tyrolean, Bavarian and Carinthian coat of arms (link shows her Wikipedia page — history wasn’t kind to her, Google translated German Wikipedia page has more; earlier here link has links to the coats of arms) isn’t shown online, as far as I can tell, by its current-location(?).I’ve sent an enquiry to the (unsure) current-location. If I get a reply, I’ll post below and at the here link what I find out.Thirteenth, of the at least 17 works (for some reason, only 16 are listed today), with no attribution, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here.

Do you use the winner’s or loser’s shield for the toilet seat? The loser’s goes on the urinals.

Guiding a plane to the runway.

That is really funny…..I would want the black and white to go with stark white !!!!

dare y’all to pronounce her name…

thought it was Dennis Rodman for a sec

@Nurse DieselI just snorted coffee up my nose while reading your comment!First time I saw those uniforms, my first reaction was “Ow, my eyes, my eyes!”

What a great name, Lion Feuchtwanger.

You try them and find them in need of punishment?.:-)

I’ve not even read the comments, but a display of heraldry being interpreted as toilet seat lids is just TOO FUNNY! This is my own registered arms in the game.

Another work without artist attribution can be found here.