That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 17, 2015

“Wish he would put that paper down and drink the “almond” flavored coffee."

“Wilbur, I can tell you’re ogling today’s Page 3 girl”.

Darn adult diapers, never a safety pin when you need one… and that’s her third cup of tea.

Oh really, Algernon. You’re never going to get it folded back like a swan, so just eat already!

So if it’s green, does that mean its a bacterial or viral infection?

She who smelt it, dealt it!

" Does that mean you’ll be donning your vinyl suite tonight, dear ?"

A somewhat enlarged image can be found at the only work, by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog (yesterday). Again, it is a cropped image. A full, click-to-enlarge image can be found here.Tea on the Porch is privately owned. It is shown, with a slightly-different-coloration image, by an auction-result page (Lot Notes say who they were).The painting is 28:52 into this video collection of the artist’s works. His Wikipedia page and collection (currently, a couple more under Subcategories).First work, by this artist, to appear here.

“Pee on the torch, you say? What torch?”

Him-Dang it Spot! Get out from under the table!Her-Yeah, Spot you’re likely to get crapped on!

They look a bit like Abby & Andrew Borden.