That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 08, 2015

“What do you mean, ‘yellow is my least favorite color’?”

Your closest friend won’t tell you—you need a new deodorant.

I swear. This thing called Yoga will be all the rage one day.

David’s pinniped impersonation was getting old.“Get it? I’m your seal of approval!”

“Yes, I get it.”

Come on! lie down with me! Nobody will see?

Charades. Clues: a) Ancient Egypt b) Found in the desert c) Inscrutable. Answers on a parchment postcard.

I think I’ve figured out why it’s so easy to book a massage with you.

If you ever have trouble sleeping, I know how to fix that. You see, I met a lady osteopath one time that taught me how to make little adjustments… in the back of the neck, and spine… give you a sound and natural sleep… ~ Marlon Brando to Anna Magnani in “The Fugitive Kind.”

A somewhat enlarged image can be found at the only work, by this artist (current caption here may be for another painting), so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog (yesterday). Again, it is a cropped image. A full, enlarged image can be found here.Two Thousand Years Ago is privately owned.A different coloration image can be found here. The artist’s bio, Wikipedia page and collection.First work, by this artist, to appear here.

if you think this bench is comfortable, you’ve lost your marbles

This is the best way to do a “plank”.

Number TwoLesbia? Is that near Hungaria?

It’s the island of Lesbos. Not Lesbia.

“Well, you see, I confess it’s really difficult to hide an erection in a toga”

That’s not what I meant by “I’m saving it for someone else.”

Because nobody paints his first dentist appointment!