That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 01, 2017

And Socrates always pretended to gag and choke whenever he drank something, till nobody believed him any more.

“Man, you need to get out in the sun more.”

you will get your clothes back when I’m good and ready now dry off.

2 URLs (copy each as one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Timon_of_Athens_CRLeslie.jpg

has info and links that point to info about this painting (best viewed by Google Chrome – can automatically translate pages if necessary). So far, 4 works by this artist have been used here.

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/07/06?comments=visible

has the prior strip (which, sadly, still has no active hyperlinks &?@#!#%&!).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1677 (April 1, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

“Being a philosopher means learning not to throw a hissy fit every time you don’t get your way.”

“I like a good prank as much as anyone, but replacing the hair gel with Nair isn’t funny.”

They usually show up with the superglue remover on April 2 so, just enjoy your day off.

Guy Seated: It’s a Breast Cancer Awareness parade. Standing guy: No, that was last week. It’s a LGBT parade ; hence the purple.