That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 19, 2017

“Don’t be upset. I forgot the rule that no one could have a bigger hat than you.”

“Don’t sass me! This may look like a peacock feather fan, but I can spank you with it just fine, young lady!”

BTW I’m not sure, but I think Anna Borrel is probably Catalán, which is an area of northern Spain which, in spite of what modern revisionist politicians will tell you, was never an independent country.

(sniff) You do know that the loo is in the back of the house, don’t you?

“Oh suuure, it was the dog”

“Mother, it’s been twenty years. Dad’s not coming back from his visit to Cathay, now.”

I chipped a nail while playing with Edmund’s sword…..can you build it back up, please?

Whippet good.

That’s an ‘off-with-his-head’ offense if there ever was one.

“Does this hat make me look tall!”

(Guy behind curtain on right) “I KNEW they were Lesbians! Wait til I tell the King!”

“And when winter comes, you just flip the throne down backwards, and, presto, it doubles as a toboggan.

1 URL (copy as one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Valentine_of_Milan_and_Odette_de_Shampdivers.jpg

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links (first Notes link says the artist was French) that point to info about this painting, along with a description.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1732 (June 18, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

“Um, it smells like one of you has peed on that dress.”

I know it protects your head from the rain but come inside now your feet are wet

“Fun’s fun, but break’s over. No get back to dusting already.

Conehead? She must “be from France”.