That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 25, 2019

John was straight to the point when he said to Mary of Scotland: Your Highness, you won’t need these rings where you’re going. May I keep this one?

“You’re right, my lady, that chicken is finger licking good”

“Oh no, old and balding, just like I like them. I can’t believe he chose her!”

His life is over; Her Majesty has given him the royal finger!

Apparently, the old trick of bending down and putting a mirror under her dress is even older than we thought.

Your Highness, allow me to tie your shoes, don’t go tripping.

“Yes investigatore, that is the finger the ring was on, but I don’t see how tasting the finger with your slithery tongue is going to aid in finding the ring.”

I warned her to not eat Doritos before she arrived.

The court was left utterly aghast as the new laird from the north made his obeisance to the Queen’s maid instead of the Queen.

In her wildest dreams, Nancy Pelosi finally has President Trump right where she wants him.

Those collars they wore then. It just begged being beheaded.

The forgotten chivalrous act of offering one’s beard as a napkin to a lady after she has been eating barbecue.

“Taking a knee”. The VERY early years.

She would soon lose her head….

Jerome’s party trick: He can tell you what you had to eat for the past 3 meals.

On the other hand she has warts.

The Parting of Mary Stuart: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Leonardo_Gasser_Abschied_der_Maria_Stuart_1866.jpg

has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.askart.com/artist/Leonardo_Gasser/11033654/Leonardo_Gasser.aspx 

has sparse info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s indirectly pointed to by the first URL (couldn’t find much about him; even when he died is in doubt). This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2165 (March 24, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

And while Her Majesty’s attention was diverted, Lord Florsheim went for his real objective: her shoes.

I hope she washed her hands after using the toilet.

Toilet ? What toilet ? Oh, you mean the Thames…

On the other hand, sir, five fingers!

“But, Your Majesty, what happens if I do pull your finger?”

prince louis cleaning the hand of queen Ethel after bathroom break.

Cough! I must remember!! Blow first, then kiss the hand. Blow first THEN kiss! :>)

Charles hid his lycanthopy well, but much to his daughters embarrassment, sometimes he had an irresistible urge to sniff people’s fingers,