To some, this may come as a shock/ but that thing ‘round his neck is a “stock”. / It’s most certainly not/ the lowly"Ascot" / ..or perhaps it’s that long missing sock !
(If you have an hour to spare/ and if, by some quirk, you should care/ google "Cravats and stocks/- t’is a Pandora’s Box/ of info on what NOT to wear!)
To some, this may come as a shock/ but that thing ‘round his neck is a “stock”. / It’s most certainly not/ the lowly"Ascot" / ..or perhaps it’s that long missing sock !
(If you have an hour to spare/ and if, by some quirk, you should care/ google "Cravats and stocks/- t’is a Pandora’s Box/ of info on what NOT to wear!)