She noticed his lecherous leer/
And she told him “my eyes are up here
to which he replied/
“that need not be denied /
but that’s not where I’m looking, my dear !”///
It was only a “wardrobe mishap”/
but he was the fortunate chap/
who caught it on tape/
and made his escape -/
he even avoided her slap !///
She had let it hang out on a dare/
But nobody seemed to care/
So she let out the other/
Couldn’t let the thing smother-/
Shouldn’t both of them get some fresh air ?
To do otherwise wouldn’t be fair !
She noticed his lecherous leer/
And she told him “my eyes are up here
to which he replied/
“that need not be denied /
but that’s not where I’m looking, my dear !”///
It was only a “wardrobe mishap”/
but he was the fortunate chap/
who caught it on tape/
and made his escape -/
he even avoided her slap !///
She had let it hang out on a dare/
But nobody seemed to care/
So she let out the other/
Couldn’t let the thing smother-/
Shouldn’t both of them get some fresh air ?
To do otherwise wouldn’t be fair !