His desk is a terrible mess/
It’s his favorite season-/
And here is the reason:/
He’s cheating the I.R.S. ///
His method is old- but don’t knock it:/
It’s a crime- but he’s not on a docket./
But he won’t face arrest/
Or an Audit request-/
The commissioner’s In his pocket !///
His desk is a terrible mess/
But he honestly couldn’t care less/It’s his favorite season-/
And here is the reason:/
He’s cheating the I.R.S. ///
His method is old- but don’t knock it:/
It’s a crime- but he’s not on a docket./
But he won’t face arrest/
Or an Audit request-/
The commissioner’s In his pocket !///