Her mom owns the house – he’s is a boarder:/
And mom tolerates no disorder:/
There’s temptation – no doubt/
mother’s orders to flout/
but her daughter just plays the recorder///
The flautist is skilled at his trade/
and her daughters one nubile young maid/
but mother is shrewd /
(keeps an eye on the dude) /
and the carpet is all that gets laid.
Her mom owns the house – he’s is a boarder:/
And mom tolerates no disorder:/
There’s temptation – no doubt/
mother’s orders to flout/
but her daughter just plays the recorder///
The flautist is skilled at his trade/
and her daughters one nubile young maid/
but mother is shrewd /
(keeps an eye on the dude) /
and the carpet is all that gets laid.