Thatababy by Paul Trap for August 28, 2011
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The story of me by me! Mom and Dad met cute in the emetgency room after they both ate bad sushi. Things got mushy (yick), they got married and after an appropriate time, enrolled in how-to-raise-a-baby-school. It took Dad threetimes to pass the final, but they eventually received their diploma. Armed with their paperwork and a money order, they went to the post office and ordered a baby! Six to eight weeks later, a box arrived from Battle Creek, Michigan... it was me! Dad: Why didn't I pay extra for that 'sleeps through the night upgrade?
Dear Customer, we are sorry to inform you that the upgraded Surprise Baby 1.5 is sold out. Nevertheless, we are sending you a Surprise Baby 1.1 which is manually upgradable. Thank you for your understanding.