Thatababy by Paul Trap for January 13, 2013
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dad: so we're in the hoover high school district, home of the bulldogs. 'bulldogs' is so generic! we can do better than that for the baby! if we move to marblehead, massachusetts, he can be a 'magician'! in shoals, indiana, a 'jug rox' named for a local rock formation! in brush, colorado, a 'beetdigger'! at benson high school in omaha' a 'mighty bunny'! in northampton, pennsylvannia, a 'konkrete kid'! mom: i stopped listening after magician. dad: if we moved to the bering strait, he could be a diomede 'dateliner'! thatababy: any armadillos?
Go to college at UC Santa Cruz and become a Slug.