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dad: let me put your mind at ease about the babysitter! nikki, there's an extra ten bucks in it for you if we come home and there's no tattoos on the baby!
nikki: make it twenty and i'll guarantee no ear or nose rings.
dad: done!
Smart husband. He shut his wife up for a mere $20