Thatababy by Paul Trap for December 18, 2014
Transcript:
tv: "maybe christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store." "maybe christmas, perhaps means a little bit more!" and what happened then? well, in whoville they say that the grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day! the enlarged heart of the grinch delayed celebrationas he was rushed down to whoville defibrillation!
But just as the Grinch felt his life was near overHe started to feel in very fine cloverThe delay, it turned out, was not long in the leastAnd soon he was scarfing up rarest roast Beast(But roast Beast is a beast of a matter entirelySo full of the fats that it’s banned in the ShirelyWhere Hobbits, of course, have different bad habitsSmoking pipeweed as often as coyotes smoke rabbits)