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dad: hey, did you know chickens can be sent through the u.s. mail? not only that, they'll deliver scorpions and alligators under twenty inches in length! what was i talking about?
mom: this neuralizer is the best money i've ever spent.
That newspaper article is full of bologna, Dad.