Thatababy by Paul Trap for September 26, 2015
Transcript:
dad: hey, buddy!! how 'bout running to the kitchen and getting me a big 'ol bowl of ice cream! hey, buddy! when you're done playing, go ahead and vacuum the base-ment! hey, buddy...the tires on the van aren't going to rotate themselves, y'know? remind me...why exactly did we have this baby?
that’s the same as “why does he exist?”