Dad: The cookie jar emptied again!! And I see you're maintaining your innocence as usual. We'll see about that, as I'm sending in your dirty diaper for chemical analysis!
Thatababy: Curse you, forensic science!
I once by accident left an ENTIRE package of cookies in the reach of my toddler. At the end of the day, only FOUR cookies were taken from the package. I guess he was too busy snagging the carrots out of the frig. . .
my kids never needed to send it in, they were pretty obvious when they didn’t chew. But I’m with silverturtle, my kid’s Halloween candy buckets sit on the ground by the dining room table. They’re still mostly full with candy.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
If the kid could play with fire, he’d destroy the evidence therewith.
Kombul Premium Member over 8 years ago
The comment of Thatababy obviously quotes Snoopy in “Peanuts”: “Curse you, Red Baron!”
Silverturtle over 8 years ago
I once by accident left an ENTIRE package of cookies in the reach of my toddler. At the end of the day, only FOUR cookies were taken from the package. I guess he was too busy snagging the carrots out of the frig. . .
sheepdawg over 8 years ago
It sounds like its time for him to learn to use Thatapotty so he won’t get caught.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hee hee hee!
Nancy Murphy over 8 years ago
Caught again!
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Done in by his own BLORK—this is serious!
water_moon over 8 years ago
my kids never needed to send it in, they were pretty obvious when they didn’t chew. But I’m with silverturtle, my kid’s Halloween candy buckets sit on the ground by the dining room table. They’re still mostly full with candy.